Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
there is glitter all over my balls
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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