I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Threesome in a minivan. New low
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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