Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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