Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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