I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
