I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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