I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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