I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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