32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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