I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
