Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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