IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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