what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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