Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
whose ass print is on the piano?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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