arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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