Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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