Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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