That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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