He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
