fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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