am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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