Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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