Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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