I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
