I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is it because I queefed?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
FUCK WHALES
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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