I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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