The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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