"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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