Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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