Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We had to coat check the pizza.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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