That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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