She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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