Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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