yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
