I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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