he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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