you would pick up someone in the library
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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