remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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