I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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