Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
