So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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