Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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