I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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