Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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