I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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