I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Randomize
