That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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