i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We had to coat check the pizza.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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