I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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