Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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