Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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