So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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