Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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